heart:

perks of having your best friend as your neighbor
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gamzee:

I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

z0rr:

my pup still thinks he’s a pup, when i try to put him down he refuses 

z0rr:

my pup still thinks he’s a pup, when i try to put him down he refuses 

stopheterophobia:

steventhealmighty:

you’re welcome

#every day we move farther from god’s light

purplekecleon:

I don’t really think I need to provide additional commentary. 14 years of art. (I don’t have stuff from before I was 10, but it exists, because I drew all the time as a tiny kid too)

♥ A day in the life of Nick Fury ♥

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.